Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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