I wanna bring you to show and tell
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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