Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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