jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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