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she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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