Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
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Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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