Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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