they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
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I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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