dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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