Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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