You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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