don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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