I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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