Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
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YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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