Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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