I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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