Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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