Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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