U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize