Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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