But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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