So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
time to smoke my breakfast
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
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Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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