so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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