how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
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my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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