Did you just see the Batmobile???
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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