the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
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Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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