Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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