You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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