we have officially lost it.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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