Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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