my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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