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I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
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lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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