ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
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Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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