come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
We have started to decorate penises.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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