i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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