you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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