Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I supernannyed him into submission
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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