How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
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Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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