i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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