my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
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oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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