Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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