Don't make out with my wife yet
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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