instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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