Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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