Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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