Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
My feet surprised me
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