You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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