Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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