i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
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Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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