i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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